You Are Punk Music

You've thought long and hard about what mainstream society has to offer... And you've pretty much decided that most normal things aren't for you. You're creative, expressive, and likely to do things yourself. You are a rebel and a fighter. You'll defend your point of view to anyone.

ANARCHY IN SUBURBAN MELBOURNE!!! YEAH!!! :P

Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Sex With Nuns

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Congratulations, you're Charles Manson!

Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, you believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. You also consider yourself a talented folksinger.

You have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for you and look upon you as if you were Jesus Christ. You have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate.

You Are Cowboy Boots

This doesn't mean you're country, just funky. You've got a ton of attitude and confidence. You're unique, expressive, and even a little bit wacky. You wear whatever you feel like and you have your own sense of style. You are straight shooting and honest. You tell people how it is. Low maintenance and free wheeling, you're always up for an adventure. You should live: Where you can at least get to wide open spaces You should work: In a job that allows you to take change

I want a recount.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4183635&page=1

I hope the funeral remains a secret, or even better, is moved to his home in Australia. Not that these assholes haven't traveled to other countries before, but I think if they set foot on Australian soil, in protest of the country's recently deceased golden boy, they'll never be found again. And that would be a good thing.

Goodbye, Heath..... you left us too soon, but you left us with great things to remember you by. Safe journey.....


(update: changed the picture, since my last one was removed from the site from which I had swiped it)

 As if he wasn't adorable enough in Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Carson has shown himself to be the best friend of women everywhere by hosting the show "How to Look Good Naked" on Lifetime. Where was this show when I was 16??? As someone who has fought with her weight and self-image since puberty, I was brought to tears. This was such a refreshing change, to see a woman who looks similar to myself and many women I know, held in front of a mirror (full-length, no less) and told to see herself for all her beauty, and not just her flaws. There was no-one telling her she needed to lose weight to be beautiful. They made over her face and hair and put her in clothing (and a properly sized bra) to accent her figure, and in the end she looked and felt beautiful, like she is. Like we all are.

Carson is my new hero. I heart him. I want to marry him and have the most fabulous wedding ever (however disappointing the wedding night might be).

You can see the episode online at:
http://www.mylifetime.com/on-tv/shows/how-look-good-naked

I came across the following in my daily job search today:

http://jobview.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=65188904&JobTitle=Blogger&q=work+from+home&sort=dt&sid=23&brd=1&cy=US&pg=2&vw=b&AVSDM=2007-11-13+11%3a24%3a00&seq=21

Could be worth checking out for a couple of you out there.....

Here is Martin's feast gear:



I forgot to take a picture of the tankard after it was finished.

And to answer Chiere's question: why yes I DO take commissions :)